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Colin Campbell Goes Duck Hunting

Colin Campbell Goes Duck Hunting

April 20, 2011 · Leave a Comment 

The Ducks have their work cut out for them. Facing the best defensive team in the playoffs, led by 6 foot 5 goalie and Vezna trophy finalist Pekka Rinne, and the best defensemen in the game in Shea Weber is a daunting task.  The Ducks have to scrap for every stingy scoring opportunity.  But when you factor in the referees horrible penalty calls against Anaheim, the penalties that they let go and do not call against Nashville, conspiracy theorists come out and start chirping.  Then, with the ruling of Bobby Ryan’s suspension of 2 games by Colin Campbell, these conspiracy theorists have more... [Read the full story]

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Not So Slick, Rick

Not So Slick, Rick

March 1, 2011 · 5 Comments 

Yeah we suck, what else do you want me to say? After so many years of underachieving, it certainly couldn’t get any worse, right?  So when UCLA brought in alumni and supposed offensive genius Rick Neuheisel in 2008, and contracted the most respected offensive mind in the college game in the last 10 years in Norm Chow to be offensive coordinator, UCLA was certain to rebound. It would take a couple years, but with these two gurus recruiting, certainly UCLA would be back, and be able to grapple with USC for bragging rights in Southern California and Pac-10 supremacy. A couple years later, the doo-doo... [Read the full story]

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No Astroglide

No Astroglide

January 18, 2010 · 3 Comments 

With the absolute class that Ladanian Tomlinson exudes on and off the field-possibly the classiest player in the NFL-its damn hard to make fun of LT.  But not even a class act and model citizen is safe from the wrath of NOTESPN.  All I will say is, because he is so damn likable, one can only hope this delicious little morsel was done for charity. LT has had progressively worse years since 2006, culminating with this year’s 3.3 yard per carry average.  With his large contract, increasing age, and low production LT seems to have electrically glided his way out the door in San Diego. To last... [Read the full story]

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C.ap’n C.runch???  Comin’ Correct…

C.ap’n C.runch??? Comin’ Correct…

February 24, 2011 · 3 Comments 

Get Some!!!! We’ve all heard the jokes.  Corporal Carbohydrate.  Colonel Cheeseburger.  But come on CC, this has to be a joke.  The main staple of your diet was honestly Captain Crunch? For real? Born Carsten Charles, and listed at 290 pounds, it has been widely speculated that Sababthia was pushing the 320 pound mark.  Sabathia showed up at Legends field in Florida for Yankees Spring trinaing last week, confirming that he has lost 25 lbs.  When asked how, he said he stopped eating Cap’n Crunch. “I used to eat that stuff byu the box”, Sabathia declared. So let’s do a little math,... [Read the full story]

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Colin Campbell Goes Duck Hunting

Colin Campbell Goes Duck Hunting

The Ducks have their work cut out for them. Facing the best defensive team in the playoffs, led by 6 foot 5 goalie and Vezna trophy finalist Pekka Rinne, and the best defensemen in the game in Shea Weber is a daunting task.  The Ducks have to scrap for every stingy scoring opportunity.  But when you factor in the...

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Not So Slick, Rick

Not So Slick, Rick

Yeah we suck, what else do you want me to say? After so many years of underachieving, it certainly couldn’t get any worse, right?  So when UCLA brought in alumni and supposed offensive genius Rick Neuheisel in 2008, and contracted the most respected offensive mind in the college game in the last 10 years in Norm...

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Melo Out!

Melo Out!

2011 NBA Trade Winners and Losers The MeloDrama is finally over. As has been widely reported over the past several months, Carmelo Anthony is now, officially, a New York Knick. The Knicks, with Anthony and fellow superstar, Amare Stoudemire, are instantly a team to be reckoned with in the Eastern Conference. So much...

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