Angelina Jolie VS Megan Fox – Who’s Hotter?

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Angelina…oh, Angelina.  We’ve loved you since your portrayal of heroine-addicted lesbian supermodel “Gia”.  We loved you ever since you and Billy Bob had each other’s blood in viles around your neck.  Your very public display of affection with one of Hollywood’s creepies projected the “I don’t give a F%&$” attitude that all men find so sexy.  Your tattoos insinuate “naughty girl”.

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Your body is streamlined, your bosom ample, your face so perfect it seems more like a painting than real. Everyone knows your piercing eyes and trademark lips. But perhaps most endearing is your humility.  When told by interviewers that you are “the most beautiful woman in the world”, or the “sexiest woman alive” you look away, humble, and offer appreciation, but acknowledging that you have always felt that you are sort of “odd-looking”.

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The fact that you plucked the world’s most sought after man from a hot Jennifer Anniston only speaks to your powers of seduction.  And if anyone reading this doubts us, go rent “Original Sin” starring Angelina and Antonio Banderas.  This film and the lengthy, flesh-filled, erotic love scenes are the main reason we harbor so much hatred toward that Spanish bastard. At least if it was with Jason Alexander or Wayne Knight (“George” and “Newman” from Seinfeld) we could dilute our envy with a bit of compassion, for you surely would have engaged in such an erotic scene as a charity case, or humor, for you surely would have done it as a joke. But you leave us to crave, to envy, to wish that there were more of your kind. Then again, if there were, you wouldn’t be you.  F$%& you Brad Pitt.

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Megan Fox…You project the naughty girl that needs to be disciplined.  However, your self confidence also would make you a great dominatrix, and yeah, we’d be interested.  In fact, there’s not much we wouldn’t allow her to do to us, including a severe beating.

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She remains one of only 2 women that we would allow to give us the “Morey Eel”. But why is Fox the “It” girl? Maybe it’s because she has the body women would kill for, and men would kill to be with.  And the face to match.  Maybe it’s those naughty girl tattoos along the rib cage, undoubtedly speaking to her tolerance of pain.

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Maybe it’s your outspoken statements, including recently when you told Rolling Stone, “Men are intimidated by powerful, confident vaginas.  But I wasn’t born with a special vagina.”  All these are valid reasons why we have pictures of you nailed to our headboard.  And our ceiling.  Photos of you are everywhere, and we still can’t get enough of you.

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So wait…Amazing Body, Perfect Face, Naughty Girl Attitude, Tattoos, Outspoken, Bi-Sexual tendencies…sounds a lot like our previous contestant, just youngerMaybe, just maybe, you are the “It” girl, because you are to be the next Angelina, only 12 years younger.

So I guess what we have to decide is, do we want the Classic, or the new model?

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4 Responses to “Angelina Jolie VS Megan Fox – Who’s Hotter?”
  1. Silent Assassin says:

    Why is there no option to have both?? So many difficult choices in life. I will take Megan.

  2. Juan Escalante says:

    Angelina for sure…..the fact that Megan is with Brian Austin Green takes away all the fun. Those lips on Angelina…..my god. I love a girl that will punch me in the face and give me oral treats at the same time. Juan likey.

  3. David Diot says:

    There is equating the two, they are both equally hot!!!!! Where Angelie has her sweet homeliness, Megan has her abrupt sexuality and she displays it with absolute casuallity, and that is what makes her the absolute most desirable woman ever!!!

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