No Astroglide
With the absolute class that Ladanian Tomlinson exudes on and off the field-possibly the classiest player in the NFL-its damn hard to make fun of LT. But not even a class act and model citizen is safe from the wrath of NOTESPN. All I will say is, because he is so damn likable, one can [...]
Agent 0 $ ????
Embattled Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas pled guilty Friday to felony gun possession. Arenas was originally cited for the locker room incident with teammate Javaris Crittenden, where both player allegedly pointed guns at each other. Arenas has since tried to chalk all 4 guns he had in the locker room and the entire incident up [...]
Lame Kiffin
A little after 5:30 pm on Wednesday, January 13th, 2010, Lane Kiffin took the podium in Heritage Hall and spoke into the mic, his first press conference as head coach of the University of Southern California. “To be here today, I’m extremely fortunate”. That’s the understatement of the f#@&ing century, and we’re only 10 years [...]
Playoff Preview
UPDATE 1-16 Divisional Playoffs
2-2 Last week, which isn’t very exciting. Winning 3 out of 4 this week will give us some more credibility.
Arizona +7.5 vs. New Orleans
Despite the atrocity that has been Arizona’s defense lately, the defense ended up winning it for them last week. New Orleans barely beat some truly awful teams, and then [...]
College Bowl Predictions Part 1
College Football’s bowl season kicks off tomorrow. I’ve supplied my prediction and witty commentary about who will win and why for all the bowls through the end of the year. This is my first installment, covering the bowls from December 19th through December 31. Then I’ll get into the ones that matter in my second [...]
The Ultimate Fraud?
TUF is an acronym of The Ultimate Fighter reality TV series on Spike TV. And I use the term “reality” loosely. Saying the reality stops at the names of the fighters and the fighting itself is pretty accurate. Case in point: Kimbo Slice.
Kimbo Slice lost early on in this season by Roy “Big Country” Nelson. [...]
BEWARE OF CABLE GUY!!!!!
Tom Cable is the perfect Raider. After allegedly breaking Assistant Randy Hanson’s jaw in an argument last August, more disturbing accounts were just uncovered last week, documenting Cable’s violence towards women. Cable’s ex wife and ex girlfriend both told ESPN about alleged abuse doled out at the hands of Cable, and they have the paperwork [...]
Dirty Blond
Unless you’ve been, well, dead, your ears and eyes have at least heard or seen exactly the performance of which I speak of. I’ve been appalled all weekend by the slanderous reports degrading the play and character of this fine, young woman. The “false outrage” surrounding this sickens me. Can’t we just be honest? Here, [...]
Our Prayers Answered…
Here at notespn, we focus on the world of sports and sports related gossip, as well as the occasional hottie. However, with Thanksgiving fast approaching, the good people of McDonalds have given us something to be truly thankful for.
After many years, its returned. The greatest culinary invention in the history of man. A morsel so [...]
O-Dumb part III: A Contract For Love (of Money)
This week, the loving union with a solid, well built foundation grounded in trust and years of bonding will be finalized. No, not Charlie Weis’s endorsement deal with Hometown Buffet. Lamar Odum and Khloe Kardashian’s wedding license will become official this week. Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian can finally become one…we call it Lardashian.
The delightful [...]
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