Lame Kiffin

A little after 5:30 pm on Wednesday, January 13th, 2010, Lane Kiffin took the podium in Heritage Hall and spoke into the mic, his first press conference as head coach of the University of Southern California.  “To be here today, I’m extremely fortunate”.  That’s the understatement of the f#@&ing century, and we’re only 10 years [...]

Playoff Preview

UPDATE 1-16 Divisional Playoffs 2-2 Last week, which isn’t very exciting.  Winning 3 out of 4 this week will give us some more credibility. Arizona +7.5 vs. New Orleans Despite the atrocity that has been Arizona’s defense lately, the defense ended up winning it for them last week.  New Orleans barely beat some truly awful [...]

College Bowl Predictions Part 1

College Football’s bowl season kicks off tomorrow.  I’ve supplied my prediction and witty commentary about who will win and why for all the bowls through the end of the year.  This is my first installment, covering the bowls from December 19th through December 31.  Then I’ll get into the ones that matter in my second [...]

The Ultimate Fraud?

TUF is an acronym of The Ultimate Fighter reality TV series on Spike TV. And I use the term “reality” loosely. Saying the reality stops at the names of the fighters and the fighting itself is pretty accurate. Case in point: Kimbo Slice. Kimbo Slice lost early on in this season by Roy “Big Country” [...]

BEWARE OF CABLE GUY!!!!!

Tom Cable is the perfect Raider.  After allegedly breaking Assistant Randy Hanson’s jaw in an argument last August, more disturbing accounts were just uncovered last week, documenting Cable’s violence towards women.   Cable’s ex wife and ex girlfriend both told ESPN about alleged abuse doled out at the hands of Cable, and they have the paperwork [...]

Dirty Blond

Unless you’ve been, well, dead, your ears and eyes have at least heard or seen exactly the performance of which I speak of.  I’ve been appalled all weekend by the slanderous reports degrading the play and character of this fine, young woman.  The “false outrage” surrounding this sickens me.  Can’t we just be honest?  Here, [...]

Our Prayers Answered…

Here at notespn, we focus on the world of sports and sports related gossip, as well as the occasional hottie.  However, with Thanksgiving fast approaching, the good people of McDonalds have given us something to be truly thankful for. After many years, its returned.  The greatest culinary invention in the history of man.  A morsel [...]

Men Behaving Badly

In a story that continues to unfold and get more creepy, now former ESPN analyst Steve Phillips has been fired by the network for his inappropriate behavior/affair with production assistant Brooke Hundley.   Hundley has also been fired by the network.  Phillips also had an affair when he was New York Mets general manager.  His wife [...]

O-Dumb part III: A Contract For Love (of Money)

This week, the loving union with a solid, well built foundation grounded in trust and years of bonding will be finalized.  No, not Charlie Weis’s endorsement deal with Hometown Buffet.  Lamar Odum and Khloe Kardashian’s wedding license will become official this week.  Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian can finally become one…we call it Lardashian. The [...]

Hook, Line, and Stinker

Toro!  That’s the fatty part of the tuna, and considered a delicacy.  But Big Tuna Charlie Weis looks more like a week old California roll than a delicacy, at least as far as his performance is concerned. In 2004, the university gave him a 10 year contract extension just halfway through his first year with [...]

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