Lame Kiffin
A little after 5:30 pm on Wednesday, January 13th, 2010, Lane Kiffin took the podium in Heritage Hall and spoke into the mic, his first press conference as head coach of the University of Southern California. “To be here today, I’m extremely fortunate”. That’s the understatement of the f#@&ing century, and we’re only 10 years [...]
Bowl Chicken Sh!t
Every year it seems, the BCS is on the verge of a major controversy that would push for a playoff. And every year, somehow, the questions that develop after the season ends somehow fall on deaf ears. But this year, a scenario developed that couldn’t be ignored, or so we thought. This year, a “BCS [...]
Heisman Hope
Here we go again. Yet another chance for another story of East Coast bias. This time, it’s an award ceremony at New York City’s Downtown Athletic Club for the best college football player on the land, and while there is only 1 out of the 5 nominees playing on the East Coast, a lot of [...]
Hook, Line, and Stinker part deux: Coach Quest
Ever since the Connecticut debacle, and some would say the Navy debacle, Charlie Weis was pulled to the side of the boat, and it was only a matter of time before the gaff hook impaled the big tuna. Unlike Bob Davie and Ty Willingham’s demise, Weis’s arrogance makes his downfall that much more interesting, and [...]
When The Mighty Fall
Eventually, it’s got to come to an end. When it does, the fans, players, and everyone who declare their allegiance to whatever power that falls, should acknowledge their greatness, and say thank you. But making excuses, deflecting commentary about what really happened, and trying to make the rest of the viewing population take part in [...]
Hook, Line, and Stinker
Toro! That’s the fatty part of the tuna, and considered a delicacy. But Big Tuna Charlie Weis looks more like a week old California roll than a delicacy, at least as far as his performance is concerned. In 2004, the university gave him a 10 year contract extension just halfway through his first year with [...]
Big Mack and the Little 12
Yes, the politician Mack Brown is at it again. But this time he is just getting started a little early. During his weekly press conference, the politician has begun to defend his team’s weak offensive play against a battered OU club. He called it a defensive slugfest. This a term used by ESPN, and the [...]
NCAA Top 25 Picks
UPDATE WEEK 9: 11-7, making us 25-15 over the last 2 weeks. Scroll to the bottom for our week 10 picks! UPDATE: Week 8 of College football was ourt best yet, going 14-8! Scroll to the bottom for our week 9 picks Starting this week, we will publish our College Football top 25 games and [...]
“Your Ego’s Writing Checks Your Body Can’t Cash”
Lane Kiffin obviously hasn’t read the book, “How to Win Friends and Influence People”. A son of a highly respected and long tenured defensive coach Monte Kiffin, Lane is largely thought of as being handed the greatest coaching gigs at a young age without ever having to prove himself, just because he is Monte’s son. [...]
