Public Enemy #1
Posted by vance on March 2, 2011 · Leave a Comment
In an apparent attempt to try and look cool and compensate for what is no doubt his incredulously small Johnson, Columbian soccer player Luis Moreno punted –yes, punted- an owl who wandered on to the field. The owl later died. The owl was the mascot of the opposing team. The only saving grace is that [...]
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Not So Slick, Rick
Posted by vance on March 1, 2011 · Leave a Comment
After so many years of underachieving, it certainly couldn’t get any worse, right? So when UCLA brought in alumni and supposed offensive genius Rick Neuheisel in 2008, and contracted the most respected offensive mind in the college game in the last 10 years in Norm Chow to be offensive coordinator, UCLA was certain to rebound. [...]
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Melo Out!
Posted by Oliver Chamberlain on February 28, 2011 · 1 Comment
2011 NBA Trade Winners and Losers The MeloDrama is finally over. As has been widely reported over the past several months, Carmelo Anthony is now, officially, a New York Knick. The Knicks, with Anthony and fellow superstar, Amare Stoudemire, are instantly a team to be reckoned with in the Eastern Conference. So much of the [...]
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The People’s Elbow
Holy Sh$t! Actually, its Holy Family, as in Holy Family University in Philadelphia. This was not the city of brotherly love on this day though, as now ex-coach of the basketball team, John O’Conner is seen here administering his own brand of punishment to a player, Matt Kravchuk. And no, he’s not the John O’Connor from [...]
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Unsmellable!
So I’m watching the Super Bowl at this great new bar. Yeah, I’m a bit biased because a good friend owns it, but aside from the hot women that go in there, it is even more keen for the fact that movie star Shia LaBeouf, who sits at the head table of high council of [...]
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C.ap’n C.runch??? Comin’ Correct…
Posted by vance on February 24, 2011 · Leave a Comment
We’ve all heard the jokes. Corporal Carbohydrate. Colonel Cheeseburger. But come on CC, this has to be a joke. The main staple of your diet was honestly Captain Crunch? For real? Born Carsten Charles, and listed at 290 pounds, it has been widely speculated that Sababthia was pushing the 320 pound mark. Sabathia showed up [...]
NOT Wells Done
Posted by vance on February 24, 2011 · 2 Comments
The illusion continues in Orange County, California. Desperate to appease the barbarians at the gate, anxious to quell the revolt of Angel fans who have half a brain and won’t fall for the BS the front office keeps trying to shovel down their gullet, hoping to disguise the fact that this was not a 3rd [...]
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Arte MORON-O
If you listened to the Angels-Vernon Wells press conference on the radio like I did, you may have set a record for shaking your head back and forth. You may also have winced at the spin, rivaling that of a propaganda campaign during 1930’s Berlin. In a cryptic quote that may foreshadow the Angels’ dark [...]
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No Astroglide
Posted by vance on January 18, 2010 · 3 Comments
With the absolute class that Ladanian Tomlinson exudes on and off the field-possibly the classiest player in the NFL-its damn hard to make fun of LT. But not even a class act and model citizen is safe from the wrath of NOTESPN. All I will say is, because he is so damn likable, one can [...]
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Agent 0 $ ????
Posted by vance on January 18, 2010 · Leave a Comment
Embattled Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas pled guilty Friday to felony gun possession. Arenas was originally cited for the locker room incident with teammate Javaris Crittenden, where both player allegedly pointed guns at each other. Arenas has since tried to chalk all 4 guns he had in the locker room and the entire incident up [...]
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