C.ap’n C.runch??? Comin’ Correct…

We’ve all heard the jokes.  Corporal Carbohydrate.  Colonel Cheeseburger.  But come on CC, this has to be a joke.  The main staple of your diet was honestly Captain Crunch? For real? Born Carsten Charles, and listed at 290 pounds, it has been widely speculated that Sababthia was pushing the 320 pound mark.  Sabathia showed up [...]

NOT Wells Done

The illusion continues in Orange County,  California.  Desperate to appease the barbarians at the gate, anxious to quell the revolt of Angel fans who have half a brain and won’t fall for the BS the front office keeps trying to shovel down their gullet, hoping to disguise the fact that this was not a 3rd [...]

Arte MORON-O

If you listened to the Angels-Vernon Wells press conference on the radio like I did, you may have set a record for shaking your head back and forth.  You may also have winced at the spin, rivaling that of a propaganda campaign during 1930’s Berlin.  In a cryptic quote that may foreshadow the Angels’ dark [...]

Size Matters!

More sexy time?  This time with another baseball all star?  Forget the half naked paintings Alex Rodriguez had made of himself as a centaur…this is far more erotic.  Especially when you consider the girlfriend, and what could come of it. According to AP, Cleveland Indians center fielder Grady Sizemore sent partially nude photos of himself, [...]