Rhianna or Britney?

Rhianna

Need further proof that Chris Brown is one of the dumbest mother f$%&ers in the history of man?  Check out the photographic evidence.  We don’t care if she’s high maintenance or who started what, damaging this gorgeous Barbados queen sets the bar for stupidity.  Unlike other pop stars, she’s can actually sing (sorry Britney). In addition to perfect smile and brilliant eyes that have made her a model for Cover Girl, there’s no denying the body either.  The “Good Girl Gone Bad” can pretty much have her pick of any man she wants.  Where do we sign?

Britney

Gone is the innocent girl that you could turn naughty. Gone is the shaved head and British accent. However, having gotten her long blond hair and delicious figure back, the fact remains that most men would still like to have a turn on the Britney-go-round, and almost every man has a secret desire in him for a little “crazy”. Plus, it would be really cool to party with the illest ex-husband ever and master of street cred, K-FED (that wasn’t supposed to rhyme).