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Priceless. First Obama has to distance himself from his pastor Reverend Jeremiah “Ridin’ Dirty!” Wright for incendiary comments against our country. Now I can just see it. Obama makes another eloquent, impassioned speech on race, declaring his love for our National Anthem and our Country, and simultaneously announcing his non- affiliation with Dallas Maverick Josh Howard.

Howard initially caught flak for admitting to smoking marijuana in his spare time. That’s nothing, in fact, I know people very close to me who have engaged in the indigenous herb, for medicinal purposes only, of course. Ahhh, who am I kidding? They filled up a trash can lid with crystallized koosh and took a flame thrower to it, blazing it up. And for what it’s worth, I’m all for firing up the electric lettuce. I personally haven’t used in ions, but maybe if more people in the world did, everyone would chill the F#$% out (Although we would most likely see a decline in productivity and GDP). What a D-bag. Here’s a lesson kids: If you are an idiot, stay away from cameras.